So I am having a pretty bad day and one of the sales ladies took the time to talk with me and figure out what's going wrong and boost my confidence a little. She then suggested I fold something to make myself feel better. So I did. and I feel a bit better.
I've been putting this model off for a while for no real reason and now I've done it.
Designed by (as far as I can tell) Patricial Crawford. Diagrams found in Origami Step-by-Step by Robert Harbin.